I’ve been singing and making music since I was a little kid. I bashed on biscuit tins in a boyband with my dad, before graduating to guitar in my teens. But really I wanted to be Freddie Mercury. I am not Freddie Mercury.

Wish I was though…

Bands I’ve been in: Kneecap Stammer (Yes Emma, I remember), Anonymous Hedgehogs (one dick in the band has something against me, and I still don’t know what exactly. Maybe I should message him some time), SixMileWater (there’s actually evidence of this), Cat Parade (the best band that didn’t make it out of the jamming rooms, there is a tune on YouTube), X Versus Y (a band that also did not make it out of jamming rooms, but of which there is also evidence on soundcloud somewhere), Chord Und Discord (local band here in Haarlem), as well as a local Ska covers band. that’s not comprehensive, there have been lots of little bits.

I moved to the Netherlands because I couldn’t hack Ireland anymore. Successive governments just doing nothing to stop urban decay, buildings sitting unused while people need housing, that kinda stuff. Anyway, that’s